ninteen Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity mrlament: ninteen Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses onand point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
Ask If They Want Fries With That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
"For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish all Your Sentences With . . .
"In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8 don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why
The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,
Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Re: ninteen Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity mom_of_4: ;D I sat here an laughed, I am sure the kids around me ( I work at a school) thought I was loosing it.
Thanks for brightening up my day.
Re: ninteen Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity tisa: Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it today.
Re: ninteen Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity freckles: I know someone who says that there was a man in the mental ward.
Who got one of those Metal Sun shades off of a park table and started setting it up over the bed in his room as a shade so the light from his Light Bulb would not keep him awake at night.
I asked why did he not just turn light off ?
Response If you asked that man anything like that, you were taking your life in your hands.
After ten security guards jumped that man. he was not seen there anymore . (The Rubber Room) :P