50 ways..... mrlament: [[color=purple]b]
The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
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Re: 50 ways..... charmed: There's at LEAST 50 ways and many of the leavers could probably come up with 50 more BS ways LOL
I say, if you're gonna leave at least have a believable and truthful explanation.
Re: 50 ways..... mrlament: well, all my ex could say was "it wasnt her plan" or "it wasnt THE plan"...unfourtunately for me anyway i guess....she changed her plans, they now include another man. 51 ways and counting...anyone else want to add on?
Re: 50 ways..... charmed: Mine decided that AFTER I busted him for cheating he was unhappy in our relationship. Funny that he traveled three hours EACH weekend for TWO years to see me. Doesn't sound too unhappy to me!!! ::)
A cowardly way to leave your lover, no doubt :o