The Female and Male Brain Samarra: ;D In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where the Doctors came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded "5,000 for a male brain and 200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward.
Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actualy smirked. A man, unable to control his curiousity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask.
"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said. "It's standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." :P
Re: The Female and Male Brain charmed: LOL What makes this funny is there is so much truth to it LOL
No offense to the men that DO have brains ;D
Re: The Female and Male Brain threetimeloser: Not to mention that when there is a shortage the price also goes up ;D
Re: The Female and Male Brain Samarra: :D Ouchy threetimeloser....OK...I smell a gender war starting....sooo....to keep the peace....here's one for you guys.
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversary,
The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz."
Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her 2 gifts?"
The rich man replies, "Well in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace she can drive her Merceds Benz to take it back."
The poor man acknowledges the rich man's answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a vibrator."
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?"
The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go f*ck herself." ;p ;p