stop me if youve heard this one... mrlament: funny, its like youre watching a old movie....when she/he says:
its not you, its me....(acctually she never said that to me)
but she did say...
i love you, i'm just not in love with you...(translation: cant you take a hint? i'm screwing around on you)
or how about this one...i just need some time...(this she did say), (translation: just enough time to meet someone esle and get my rocks off)
this was a good one..."no i'm not seeing anyone" (translation: you didnt ask if i was f***ing anyone, now did you?)
anyone got one i didint hear...and how is it that we, or should i say I didnt undersatnd the translation at the time, forget about all the physical signs, new nail polish every night staying out late comming home from work late no sex....how could i be oblivious to the acctual verbal..."HEY STUPID I'M LEAVING YOU AS SOONAS GET THE FIRST CHANCE...DUH!" she was out and out telling me ??? ??? ??? ???
Re: stop me if youve heard this one... Samarra: OK....I'm guilty of one of those.....BUT.....big but here.....he was cheating on me sooooo......you really can't count that. ;P
I dumped him....rightly so......and I did tell him "I love you but we can never be together again" .........I think that was AFTER I called him a low-life scum sucker. LOL!!!
To my credit.....I had just learned he was humpin' and pumpin' numerous women......not one.....but many. Sometimes......not always.....it can happen that the leaver (in this case me) still loves their ex....but for obvious reasons has to leave.....it's called protecting our sanity.
Re: stop me if youve heard this one... Alone with 3: I got the "I love you, but not in the same way you love me" translation: I love the new girl more, but you're a good backup.
Stupid Fu**er....sorry, bad, day. I hate my life right now.